The Top 10 Awesome ways to get Naked in public

Have you ever been naked in public? Doesn't matter if you walked out your front door wearing only your skin sweater or if you had clothes on and all of a sudden started stripping. Here are the top ten ways I would go out and start to get naked. Let's count down.

10. This is a typical one. Mostly seen a lot on TV and at school and sporting events. Just where someone runs of the field completely naked… Gets me every time. :D

9. Go to a strictly no nudity beach. They actually have some. Park yourself in the middle of everything and start taking off your clothes. Or even better Arrive naked and if I were you I’d get a convertible like me and be naked the whole time with the top down.

 

8.Buy a big raincoat. Yellow ids the best. One of those ones you see mostly in movies. The very “Look at me” types. Put it on. Then take everything else you have on besides shoes and take them all off. Now go to your favorite little restaurant or café and sit at your usual spot. This is best done with two of your closest friends that are doing the same. You’ll most likely get some stares by this time around. Stand up and let the raincoat drop and run out of there like a mad man/woman.

7. Start walking with your friends. Hopefully down town where a lot of people are around. Randomly start taking off items of clothing and dropping them. Your friends will look at you weird and pick up your clothes. As they ask you what the hell you are doing. Respond by “I don’t know what you are talking about?” 

6. This one you need to have a “sexual” partner with you. I’d chose a bar or something that you usually don’t go to. Sit at a corner, semi out of peoples way and have your sexual partner come meet you. Act like they are your sibling and suddenly start get all flirt and make out. Have the male take off her underwear and leave it on the stool as you both get up and go to the bathroom where you rip off each others clothing. Keep doing this till at least three people come into the bathroom. Women’s bathroom is usually the best to go into. You get the most reaction.

 

5. I find this one really amusing. Go into a library grab a random book. I’d chose “Catcher in the Rye” and sit somewhere randomly. Chose somewhere where it can seem like you can get lost. Start reading the book then suddenly going “OMG OMG OMG OMG I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!” and rip off your clothes and run through the library and into walls and doors trying to get out.

4. This is better if you go to a college where they don’t have many video cameras. But go into a classroom. Hopefully a math class. Wait till about 30 minutes in the class during the lecture time. Suddenly yell “I GET IT! HOLY CRAP I GET IT!! IT’S LIKE JESUS HAS SPOKEN TO ME!” and rip off your clothes as you say this and run out of the room. Wait five minutes and come back grab your clothes and walk out again saying, “Why’d you take my clothes? You perv”

3.  Go into a store. I would chose Wal-Mart. Well go pick out some clothes and pretend you cant find the dressing room and start taking off your clothes. Pretend to forget what you are doing when people start looking at you strangely and walk around the store naked. Pretend you are shopping. Grab a cart and walk around pick up some foods. Look for the ones that don’t have the “no shirt no shoes no service” ones.

2. Try to get yourself on those poker challenges on TV. Play a couple rounds where it gets the most viewers. Now pretend you are playing strip poker. Every time you lose a hand just take off an item of clothing. Do it stealth like. It’s better if you get everyone to go with you. You’ll get the weirdest looks EVER. And most likely kicked off the show. But it’d be fun.

1. I know you’ve most likely heard this one, but this is amazing. Go into a mall. Especially one with a fountain. For me it’d be best to go to Tahoe where they have that outside strip mall with the fountains in the front. Take a bunch of pills and rip off all your clothes and jump into the fountain and yell, “I AM THE CRACKEN!” I know it’s stolen from Juno, but seriously. It’s absolutely amazing.






Well That is my top ten ways to get naked in public. Try your own ways. Or even use mine. Ether way. Get Naked.