This is for the people like me. Bored, Weird and have a weird sense of humor. And also do not work at Wal-Mart. People there hate me. I buy fish at Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning with my hubby (best friend actually) Nicola. I usually go into Wally world about 3 times a week. Sadly lately I have only gone in twice in 3 weeks. As I write this I am actually out side a Wal-Mart waiting for a phone call so I can baby-sit. –Sigh- I know tough times but seriously Wal-Mart is the best place to kick you out. Cause everyone buys so much stuff that you could just walk back in. Simple and easy. So if you are bored and want to cause some trouble pick some of these lovely ten ways to get kicked out fo Wal-Mart.
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10. Play Base Ball- That’s right, get a couple of your friends that are as looney as you and grab some bats and balls and start hitting the plates. Pretend you are in the big leagues. Play big! Go Long! You wont even go five minutes without an employee yelling at you and telling you to leave the store.
9. Kart Racing- Get you and your best friend and grab the best karts you can find. Make a map of the Store layout and make a road. Run through the store and see who can get to the door first. Also see if you can get out before security catches you. Ten points if you hit small children, 15 for elderly people and 25 if you steal someone else’s kart.
8. Hiding in tubs- Find the biggest plastic storage tubs as possible and fit yourself snuggly in it. Wait for people to come by and start talking to them. See how long it takes for them to find you in your wonderful plastic tub.
7. Harassing employees- This is good if you have the most annoying and obnoxshous questions, Ask where something is and try to get them to actually show you. Look at it then go find that person again and ask them another question about a completely different item.
6. Undressing in the middle of the store- Yeah that’s right. Find some clothes that you like or.. don’t like and get to it. Pretend like you have no idea where the dressing room is and start undressing. Before you get down to your skivvy’s security will rush you out the door and throw your clothes at you.
5. Eating the fruit and saying you are just making sure it’s still good. – This one I have yet to try but know people who have done this. Just go to the fruit section and pick out your favorite fruit sniff and observe it. Then take a bite out of it. People will be confused and wondering what you are doing when you put it back because it just wasn’t good enough to you. So when you refuse to pay for it when the employees ask you to. You’ll be escorted off the premises with a big smile full of fruit.’
4. Playing hide and go seek- This is best if you have about 10 people doing this with you. A bunch of friend’s of mine and I sat in a friends garage and thought this up. We figured getting a bunch of people to come in at different times at a certain Wal-Mart. Everyone should have one thing the same; i.e. red hat, green bandana, war paint. Whatever it is. Everyone start in the Men’s section someone in the middle starting to count and everyone just start running. And I mean Full on speed chase running to find a hiding spot. The security will be so flabbergasted that they wont know what to do with themselves.
3. Riding kid bikes. – Where I live there was a certain tricycle. A Hello Kitty Tricycle to be precise. I would take this little mobile and ride it around the store all the time and every time I was at Wal-Mart; to the point where they took my little bike away and put it on the highest shelf so I HAD to ask them to help me with a Cycle of my choice. I was very bummed when I found out the other day that someone had bought my little bike L
2. Freezer- This one was my friend Mary’s idea one time at like midnight one night. We were leaving Wal-Mart it was the summer and we walked past those Ice Bag freezer things? It’s was mostly empty. So I decided to just open the door and fit my pretty little self into it. Mary of course captured the magic as you can clearly see.
And last but not least....
1. Throwing balls at people going I chose you Pikacho- This one is tricky. Manley because you have to find bouncy balls. Base Balls really hurt. So I do not recommend that. All you have to do is get some balls and throw them down the aisle at people yelling “I CHOSE YOU PIKACHO!!” Instantly people freak out. And with your glorious yelling you’ll be escorted in no time.
I seriously do not know why you guys even bother to read the crazy crap I write? Well I do ask you too. So if you do thank you. If not… well.. uhm…
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